Posts Tagged ‘chaos’

for I have sinned, it’s been 2 weeks since my last posting. ha ha ha ha

17 weeks and 1 day today. seriously, it sounds bad but I really hate being pregnant, I especially hate the no drinking part right now. These hot summer months make me want a crisp ice cold beer more than anything (other than a live baby of course). mmm beer.

so this baby is gonna be the complete opposite of its older brother, or at least it is in utero so far. Anders was a kicker , maybe thats why he’s a brilliant soccer player. Anders was also the fetus that slept while I was active almost the whole time and moved when I rested (that tends to be annoying but you get used to it).  This FB (fucking baby) is almost always active, yay ha ha, but not in a good way, rarely does it give a little kick here and there, it shifts and by shift I mean apply its entire body pressing it down into my lower abdomen like an impeding poo that just ain’t happening. And the FB does this while I’m doing stuff! So Saturday I walked around the Museum Of Natural History all day, feeling and 5 inch baby crown to rump press down into my pelvis and slide from one side to the other. it almost hurts but doesn’t, it feels like constipation and is SO annoying and uncomfortable when I’m ya know trying to walk or eat or shower. I imagine its feet above it in my intestines or stomach which is why when starving I can’t seem to fit more than 5 bites of food in there. FB you suck.  anyway. other than that I shouldn’t complain. With Anders I was already so water logged and big I hated the world and my ankles, which i couldn’t see but could definitely feel, horrible last 4 months with him yuck i gained SO much weight after month 4 with Anders.

With this FB I still have only put on 5 or 6lbs, have a perfect little baby bump that looks like a kids basketball, skinny wrists and ankles with minimal swelling and have been getting lots of sleep. I can feel it moving almost all the time which is SO SO SO comforting to the brain even if it is uncomfortable to my bowels ha ha ha. 15 days until we find out the sex. Still praying for a boy just so i can be a bitch about it to his mother and sister for being so incredibly rude about the sex and names. ha ha ha I’m not bitter, just think getting even is the best revenge 🙂

Sorry I’ve been SO out of the loop around here but for once I haven’t been home really and have led an exciting week, BUT I’m ready for boring again….exciting really drained me!! heres last weeks belly pic. how I’ve only registered 5 lbs on the scale remains a mystery, but I am not gonna complain about that one!!

16 weeks

16 weeks