Archive for July, 2008


Posted: 07/28/2008 in life
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I’m bored, lonely, depressed, fat, hungry, annoyed,  tired, pissed off, low on cash and have no fucking job.

any questions?


oh Boy!!

Posted: 07/25/2008 in life
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verdict is in, baby is a boy!! yay! not only can they share a room but “MIL” was wrong and had to eat her annoying words (even tho she still said they could be wrong, just shut up and buy blue ya bitch, you lost ha ha) and for those critics who say they can make mistakes, we saw 5 shots 3 angles and his hands were over his face nearly the whole time (oh no baby papparazzi, no more pictures) ha ha

and best of all? I’m still the only princess in the castle, trust me its awesome to be spoiled by boys and treated special, even the dog is a boy 😉

here he is:  fake name: Eugene Hercules (priceless faces when we say this, we’re such jerks!)

baby boy at almost 20 weeks

baby boy at almost 20 weeks

halfway there

Posted: 07/22/2008 in life

really? through the bloody noses, terrible sleep, back aches, foot pain, ballroom dancing fetus I hadn’t noticed that I’m halfway done. Dr. said Dec 10 or 11th for a C-section, yeppers. turns out Anders at only 7 lbs was too big for this little lady’s pelvis and this one is no exception and they aren’t willing to let me try. Fine by me if it means I stop being pregnant a week early and don’t have to do 17 hours of labor, 3 hours of pushing and then a c-section, that recovery was a fucking bitch if I ever saw one.

By the way baby (no more fucking baby since it can hear me now ha ha) likes coffee. I have one cup of flavory yummy creamed up coffee in the am and he/she kicks like crazy while I do my online thing. I do my internet ballet and baby does similar in my uterus. I like the comfort knowing the baby is still there, and alive. I like knowing when I bitch or am in a bad mood all I have to do is feel a kick and it makes me smile no matter what. No one else has been able to feel it yet really, they say fluttery bubbles, I assure you baby KICKS like it’s at the World Cup games. I have noticed lately a few contractions, nothing regular by any means, just a tightening that borders on uncomfortable now and then. Yesterday I had one that nearly took my breath away and lasted like 3 minutes, so I watched the clock, nothing regular. Such a pointless thing for my uterus to practice since I will probably never go into labor (knock on wood).

anyway I’m trying to grow gills by drinking obscene amounts of H2O and keep my feet up either in air conditioning or in a pool. so far so good, all belly, no cankles, unfortunately I think I lost a pound or two of what I gained, Dr will be very disapproving, very hot out causes nausea and makes me drink like 12 glasses of water or more a day (anyone need a wonder diet? extreme heat and twice as much water.) I’m 19 weeks today and I weigh 120lbs…I weighed 115lbs when I found out i was pregnant. 3 months I got up to 118 and 4 months 121….but i do remember I didn’t start really gaining with Anders (same timeline really) until month 6 and 7 then it was no holds barred and i blew up, in a good way, though not for my reflection ha ha. Anyone have any weight gain issues for summer pregnancies that their Dr didn’t act like an ass about? I mean I eat, A LOT ice cream twice a day, sandwiches, cereal, fruit, cottage cheese, i take my vitamins and eat a good dinner…I’m doing what I’m supposed to do, stop frowning at me or I’ll go get a new Dr! here’s a pic 19 weeks.


all belly at 19 weeks

all belly at 19 weeks

non stuff, stuff

Posted: 07/21/2008 in life
6 day heat wave  to continue 2 more days (over 104 heat index), very cranky, very uncomfortable, and today the humidty causes nausea yay!
anyhoo, heres a couple recent pics of non stuff stuff. I’m here, just feeling yucky.


gimme a kiss    walker trying to get a kiss

   Anders being silly

enough about me tho

Posted: 07/12/2008 in life

Anders (manly manly anders) has gone and caught his first bass and first catfish (usually only gets sunnies) at the ripe old age of 7 1/2 (as he reminds me daily theres a half there). little shithead. I have pics. note the very tough, cool, macho face with the quiet bass…and then note the somewhat timid scared face with the craoking catfish ha ha. (I also noticed his new big people teeth are nearly in…awe nubbins isn’t nubbins no more. Enjoy, have a great weekend, and someone drink alcohol just because you can!! do it!!


for I have sinned, it’s been 2 weeks since my last posting. ha ha ha ha

17 weeks and 1 day today. seriously, it sounds bad but I really hate being pregnant, I especially hate the no drinking part right now. These hot summer months make me want a crisp ice cold beer more than anything (other than a live baby of course). mmm beer.

so this baby is gonna be the complete opposite of its older brother, or at least it is in utero so far. Anders was a kicker , maybe thats why he’s a brilliant soccer player. Anders was also the fetus that slept while I was active almost the whole time and moved when I rested (that tends to be annoying but you get used to it).  This FB (fucking baby) is almost always active, yay ha ha, but not in a good way, rarely does it give a little kick here and there, it shifts and by shift I mean apply its entire body pressing it down into my lower abdomen like an impeding poo that just ain’t happening. And the FB does this while I’m doing stuff! So Saturday I walked around the Museum Of Natural History all day, feeling and 5 inch baby crown to rump press down into my pelvis and slide from one side to the other. it almost hurts but doesn’t, it feels like constipation and is SO annoying and uncomfortable when I’m ya know trying to walk or eat or shower. I imagine its feet above it in my intestines or stomach which is why when starving I can’t seem to fit more than 5 bites of food in there. FB you suck.  anyway. other than that I shouldn’t complain. With Anders I was already so water logged and big I hated the world and my ankles, which i couldn’t see but could definitely feel, horrible last 4 months with him yuck i gained SO much weight after month 4 with Anders.

With this FB I still have only put on 5 or 6lbs, have a perfect little baby bump that looks like a kids basketball, skinny wrists and ankles with minimal swelling and have been getting lots of sleep. I can feel it moving almost all the time which is SO SO SO comforting to the brain even if it is uncomfortable to my bowels ha ha ha. 15 days until we find out the sex. Still praying for a boy just so i can be a bitch about it to his mother and sister for being so incredibly rude about the sex and names. ha ha ha I’m not bitter, just think getting even is the best revenge 🙂

Sorry I’ve been SO out of the loop around here but for once I haven’t been home really and have led an exciting week, BUT I’m ready for boring again….exciting really drained me!! heres last weeks belly pic. how I’ve only registered 5 lbs on the scale remains a mystery, but I am not gonna complain about that one!!

16 weeks

16 weeks